Alliteration and Alcohol

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styro:

salon:

Ronald Reagan pretty much ruined everything for millennials.

fuckin’ ronnie

I try and bring up how he ruined free in state tuition in the name of hippie bashing when he was California’s governor often, but don’t exactly have the biggest platform.

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I am learning that all the great grand plans I made will never happen.

I am moving home in three weeks. I am realizing that, for the past 22 years, I have been lied to. I was told that I can be anything and do anything that I want. And now I am moving home. I finally truly understand the point of Fight Club.

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birchbox:

Our very first brick-and-mortar store IS HERE!!!! Our official opening is tomorrow (7/11/14)! Come visit us to shop the BEST in beauty, grooming, lifestyle, and more—in real life!

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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"I avoided writers very carefully because they can perpetuate trouble as no one else can"
F. Scott Fitzgerald, On Booze (p. 16)

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tiger03lily:

wrapyourlipsaroundmyname:

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brainy-beauty:

inmytwistedfairytale:

HE HANDED THAT SHIT TO HIMMMMM

Farrakhan does not fear man. Amen.

DANM!!

I think this make the 10th time ive reblogged this 

amazing

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"I don’t normally like peaches."
A kid’s review of Roald Dahl’s James and the Giant Peach, via Buzzfeed. (via nprbooks)

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